20 Dad Jokes That We Hate to Laugh At

Are you looking for some weird and wacky jokes to annoy the hell out of your friends and family? Well, you're in the right place.

By Toonacious

Published 2 years ago in Funny

Are you looking for some weird and wacky jokes to annoy the hell out of your friends and family? Well, you're in the right place.

Here's a list of some mildly amusing dad jokes right from the realm of Reddit.

1
A guy tried to sell me a coffin, I told him that’s the last thing I need. -hethethesethose

2
I made my bowl of yogurt, I then squeezed some honey on it in a "B". I told my wife, from across the kitchen "there's a honeybee in my yogurt!" She comes over, looks in the bowl, and says only "it's 6 o'clock in the morning." I could hear her eyes roll. It was great! -impvette

3
Me: what's up kiddo?

Daughter: my ear is bothering me.

Me: what are the symptoms?

Daughter: it's Ear-ritating me.

Me: laughs hysterically. -Elfere
4
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short. -Agitated-Try-5474

5
My niece calls me Ankle. I call her my Knees. -avadhut1
6
As told by my son: Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby - because he’s a little Bigger. -yellowlemonie
7
What do you call a hooker you pay with spaghetti? A pasta-tute. -emeryjane90

8
My psychologist says I'm addicted to puns about textiles and needlework. Or sew it would seam. -KCL80
9
One day a boy broom met a girl broom and they fell in love. They decided to get married! Just before the ceremony, the girl broom went to find the boy broom to tell him something. She said, “Guess what?! We’re going to have little whisk brooms!” And the boy broom replied, “How can that be? We’ve never even swept together!” -Fluffy_Momma_C
10
I didn’t like the new Mexican restaurant because I saw a lot of weird spices in my food. I just couldn’t bay leaf my eyes. -liladots

11
My son told me he wants to be a cowboy, so I had to give him the bad news. He’s stuck being a human boy. -Masselein
12
I bought some helium balloons for my son's birthday. They're a pretty expensive item to buy these days...Mainly due to the rise of inflation. -HugoZHackenbush2
13
My wife is trying to convince me she doesn’t poop. I think she’s full of crap. -zerok_nyc

14
Six topless women sounds nice. Dozen tit? -fusionblast
15
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name. -aquarian9
16
Did you know you cant use "beef stew" as a computer password? It's not stroganoff. -mitcheg3k

17
What did Juan say when he met another Juan? "Huh, I guess it takes Juan to know Juan."-Jfire_Tunes
18
Diarrhea Awareness Week begins on Monday...Runs until Friday. - Loose_Pilot574
19
SpongeBob may be the title character in the TV show. But Patrick is the star. -porichoygupto